Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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