I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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