Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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