We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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