The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
its liver damage thursday
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