It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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