You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
