That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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