She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dicks are not precious.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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