i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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