if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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