Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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