We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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