Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize