Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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