So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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