So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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