Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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