do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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