yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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