i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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