Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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