Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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