you guys were way drunker than both of me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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