I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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