Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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