Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Let's get the cat blown out
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
