What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Every concussion has its silver lining
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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