I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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