His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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