I'm really into asian looking animals
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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