Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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