I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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