Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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