And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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