If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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