Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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