can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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