I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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