I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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