I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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