hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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