Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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