i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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