so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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