guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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