porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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