i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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