How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
