you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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