I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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