I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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