I want to stick my p in your. b.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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