Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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