Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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