what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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