Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you win again, gameday.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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