I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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